This is going to be an ongoing post. I expect to add to this post about weekly, if not more :) Enjoy what we have said to the kids, some of them many, many times.
1. Stop washing your hands.
2. No, you do NOT need to go to the bathroom. (Said about 30 seconds after a certain little girl just went to the bathroom)
3. Please stop "helping" mommy clean.
4. Drake, stop drawing smiley faces on Chloe!
5. Drake: "Where does this go mom?" Me: "Ask Chloe." That was said while the kids were unloading the dishwasher.
6. Please don't change Konnor's diaper unless I am there to help you.
7. No more cheese sticks! (The kids, especially Chloe, can eat 4 or 5 a day. They went through a 24 pack in just under a week).
8. Don't bite Champ! (My sister's big dog)
9. Please don't share you food with me.
10. Chloe, ask for help when you go to the bathroom. (Let's just say that the brown stuff on the wall may or may not be chocolate. Cleaning the walls with a disinfectant wipe has become one of her daily chores)
11. Chloe, you can't play on the slip n slide naked.Or jump on the trampoline naked. Or take the garbage outside when you are naked. Sensing a theme here?
12. Please don't take a nap right now.
13. Don't try to catch a bee. Chloe did this once. She caught it. And it stung her.
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